Widenhorizon, 53

Looking for sweet, affectionate woman How to make a non-boring profile hmmmm...OK, forget the list of generic adjectives describing me, Mr. Fabulous, or summarizing my life story in a few sentences. How about if I just try to be interesting.

We all know everybody just looks at the pics anyway.

I do know some things, though. I know that the things we want aren't the things we're necessarily attracted to. Attraction is not a choice. We waste too much time chasing what we want instead of what we really need. Big difference. At the most basic level my needs are affection, appreciation, and admiration. I didn't say super model. When a man gets what he needs treating you like a princess won't be chore. Oh forget it, you're just rolling your eyes.

I know when to just shut up and hold you. I haven't lived in a cave my whole life. But I also won't put up with a lot of the nonsense that all those supplicating chumps you disdain will. Life is too short to deal with jealousy, insecurities, or manipulation. Try it and it's Dumpsville, Baby!

As for work, well sometimes I build gadgets, work at night, wear disguises, and pick locks. No, if I was a jewel thief I would be in Monte Carlo shooting dice, sipping martinis, and faking a British accent.

Is it just me or are men today wusses? I've never picked a fight, but I can't stand seeing the strong prey on the weak. Or letting anyone treat you crappy. Stop already with the eye rolling.

Humor...well what can I say. Some women giggle at every dumb thing I say, others don't. Attraction makes a person funny, not vise versa.

I'm very active - crossfit training, hiking, running, rock climbing...sometimes the couch, beer and potato chips. The gravity boots haven't made me 6' tall, but I do have a bod that will raise your eyebrows.

If I have intrigued, angered, or made you smile, drop me a line. We can talk about all that normal stuff like values, goals, etc...in person over whatever.